This Week's Tabloid Mess

Check out Britney on the latest cover of OK! magazine, claiming Britney is desperate to call old friends. I'm pretty sure they don't mean she's calling up her old friend Blanch from Golden Girls, rather friends she's known for a long time. Heh, get it. Britney is also featured on the latest issue of the ever-so-reliable National Enquirer, claiming Britney personal diaries are stolen: quote: "Hearing voices again... they won't go away Justin found out about pregnancy after the abortion Will be together with Kevin again, NO MATTER WHAT!" I smell a law suit! No covers for Star, People, In Touch, Us Weekly or Life & Style.